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I ate a condom because I’m gay

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((I stabbed a bum because I’m sexy like that.

…Poor hobo…))


((I needed a toothbrush because I had to. Had to what? .3.))

(( I needed a horse because I’m good in bed…. WHAT WHAT EW THATS GROSS NO! ))

I needed a dog because hoes keep stealing my tacos

I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I’ve got abs

(Source: ivy606)

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  1. if-we-were-kidz reblogged this from laughfloor
  2. brecandy2 reblogged this from laughfloor
  3. vargynjan reblogged this from dimensionalcucumber and added:
    I shanked a hippie because I’m sexy like that (fucking perfect!!!)
  4. dimensionalcucumber reblogged this from sonataoceanwaves and added:
    I cuddled with a glass of milk because I’m a pimp.
  5. sonataoceanwaves reblogged this from wetwoolies and added:
    I stabbed a condom because I have abs.
  6. fyretrk reblogged this from wetwoolies and added:
    I needed a dog because I’m sexy like that
  7. wetwoolies reblogged this from demons-i-get and added:
    I needed your mom because I love to snort cocaine.
  8. demons-i-get reblogged this from ivy606 and added:
    I shanked a glass of milk because I’m sexy like that xD
  9. exlegis reblogged this from lavenderpotato
  10. drawing-from-the-sea reblogged this from captainhaddock14 and added:
    I shanked a hippie because I’m a pimp…. Because…you know, pimps and hippies hate each other :I
  11. captainhaddock14 reblogged this from comickit
  12. firstdoctorwhom reblogged this from ifonly4memories and added:
    I needed a french fry because i’ve got abs
  13. im-not-a-princess-but-im-someone reblogged this from theflowersofred
  14. theflowersofred reblogged this from comickit and added:
    i ate the kool-aid man because i’m a pimp :0
  15. ibored16 reblogged this from laughfloor and added:
    a pimp …….. YIKES! 9 Feb, wearing blue, black or pink would’ve been awesome xD
  16. drisn reblogged this from cranberrysweet
  17. cranberrysweet reblogged this from fairywingsandarmyboots and added:
    I ran naked with my best friend because I love marijuana -______- wow LOL
  18. thematterofperception reblogged this from gamer-mares-arcade-haven and added:
    I cuddled with a homeless guy because I’m good in bed. Fuck me. This hobo better be hot.
  19. sablelighter reblogged this from laughfloor and added:
    I ran naked with a stripper because I’m sexy like that.
  20. justadean reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:
    I ran shirtless with a bum because I’ve got abs
  21. tarzanjesus94 reblogged this from seaninprogress and added:
    I smoked with a toothbrush because I’m sexy like that
  22. homicidal-introvert reblogged this from fluffyrobi and added:
    I ate a teletubby because I’m sexy like that
  23. sktine reblogged this from snowybreezepony and added:
    i smoked with a drink because i’m sexy like that vat.
  24. moenobear reblogged this from ghira-butt and added:
    I shanked an easter egg because I have AMAZING boobs. …what.
  25. linkcesticles reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:
    I banged a bowl of cereal because hoes keep stealing my tacos… Accurate.
  26. dysffunctional reblogged this from mewling-over-meulin and added:
    I ran naked with my dog because i have amazing boobs
  27. suzamster reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:
    I banged a bowl of cereal because I’m a pimp. I’m eating cereal right now…what does this mean? Guys? Guys?!
  28. mewling-over-meulin reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:
    I needed a drink because I love to snort cocaine. Great I’m an alchoholic and a substance abuser.
  29. lea-lemon reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:
    I smocked with your mom because I’m gay. Hmhm, it makes sense after all.
  30. ghira-butt reblogged this from ruleroftwili and added:
    I banged a homeless guy because I don’t like the way (s)he looked at me. What????? XD
  31. patto-senpain reblogged this from shadeyooc and added:
    I shot a drink because I’m sexy like that. PERFECT SENSE. Also, true.
  32. shouldhavewatchedthoseeyes reblogged this from alwaysshinebrighter
  33. thedarkhero-rp reblogged this from shadeyooc and added:
    [[I shanked my lover because I have AMAZING boobs. ]]
  34. daveri reblogged this from asklord-ghirahim and added:
    (I slept with my lover because I’m a pimp. lolwut))
  35. shadeyooc reblogged this from ask-the-heros-shade
  36. ruleroftwili reblogged this from asklord-ghirahim and added:
    I needed a homo because hoes keep stealing my tacos…….
  37. feorin reblogged this from lavenderpotato and added:
    I banged a dog because I’m sexy like that. (lol wut?)
  38. lavenderpotato reblogged this from asklord-ghirahim and added:
    I cuddled with a mop because I’m good in bed.
  39. observe-the-void reblogged this from ivegotthetriforce and added:
    I needed your mom because I’m a pimp
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